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10.06.2025 01:56

So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
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Still no good.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How does a person become transgender?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?